I’m a little blue today.
Lost only one pound this week.
Sometimes, life just isn’t fair. Also, the 70-calorie shakes do taste like shit, even mixed with diet soda; they should have put us on these ghastly shakes from the beginning. The others tasted so good, too good. Still not hungry, though. I sincerely believe I could drink shakes for the rest of my life and just forget about this food business.
The behaviorist is kind of cute.
He must be at least five years younger than me, has brown eyes, and shiny brown hair. Nice bod.
Wonder if he’s married?
Source: “The Big Diet,” by Jennifer Semple Siegel, Are You EVER Going to Be Thin? (and other stories), 2004.
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