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The BIG Diet (Or What Happens When You Deprive Yourself of Luscious Delights)--Week #11

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First time on “The BIG Diet”? Start here . End in sight! Only two more weeks until I can eat again. Poached chicken breast sounds pretty good right now....I’m counting the days. I could walk on water right now. I told Brian about the dinner party. He said, “It’s really difficult, isn’t it?” Then he suggested our having lunch together next week, after the meeting. Yes! Wonder what he plans to eat? He’s so cryptic, sometimes, but that’s what I love about him. And he’s such a strong, silent type. I had a dream about raspberry torte: we had a backyard pool, filled with raspberry torte, heavy on the whipped cream. Ah, the whipped cream.... I’m swimming through the whipped cream, breathing in its vanilla bouquet–I have no difficulty filling my lungs with the frothy substance, and I’m thinking, “Hot damn, I can swim in here forever and ever and never gain an ounce. Who ever heard of a fat lung?” I’m in about 10 different ecstasies; I suck in the raspberry and pound cake bouquet as well, and I

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