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....So, Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

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Chicks Before Crossing the Road For the First Time Remixed Photo Original:  Wikipedia: HerbertT _______________________  I saw this in an email (Thanks, Mark Siegel) and thought it was worth a share here; I have enhanced some of the chicken responses and added a few of my own. SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because he could see Russia on the other side, and, gosh-darn it, he’s a maverick! BARACK OBAMA: Let me be clear, the chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change! Real change! Change he could believe in! And the other side has expanded Medicaid to chickens who qualify for subsidized health care. JOHN McCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road, uh, pay no attention to that cockfight in the House ring... HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little...

Thoughts on Prince Charles

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Photo by Dan Marsh ____________ I'm fortunate. If I do something incredibly stupid, no one cares. No newspaper, celebrity rag, or website is going splash my misdeeds all over the world. I'm just another anonymous person, living in plain sight, doing regular stupid things and pretty much getting away with them. Hell, I can't even get anyone to read about my teen foibles, given that my memoir sits at the bottom of Amazon's list, and I did a lot of really stupid stuff . Prince Charles doesn't enjoy that anonymity; everything he does is well-documented, from his doomed marriage to Princess Di to his phone conversation (taped) in which he revealed to his paramour Camilla that he wished she were his tampon -- yikes! I have never wished to be someone's tampon, and even if I had, no one would give a gosh-durn. I never thought too much about Prince Charles or the royals in general, but Time's  November 4, 2013, profile of the beleaguered Prince has c...

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