Fortune Cookie Hall of Shame--Watch Those Splinters!



Got this beauty at a Chinese restaurant:
As you slide down the bannister of life, may the splinters never point your way.
Yowza!

Definitely going to watch my backside, especially when I'm sliding down my banister.

Note to my former Macedonian students: I stole this idea from you.


;=)

You're the best!

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