I am a Total Blockzilla and Proud of It!!! And a Thieving Poet, Too!!!

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Call me Blockzilla.

This blog is moderated, which means I get to decide whether or not to accept your comment before your comment is ever published.

If you visit my blog and post spam and dodgy links, I will reject your comment. For starters, I want to protect bona fide visitors from being tempted to click on your suspicious links.

Your lame “comments” are easy to spot: your text proves that you have never even read the post but are just hitting and spamming random blogs.

Oh, and then there are the funky-looking links for such products as male enhancement drugs, hinky software, malware sites, yada, yada, yada.

Although I have deleted any possibility for your comments (with links) to see the light of day, I still have copies of your comments, so I have decided to use your text for what is called a “found poem.”

How cool is that?

While I have rearranged your text into poetic lines, I have retained your atrocious grammar and spelling, thus recognizing that you are probably from China or Nigeria – that you have likely used Google Translation for converting your mother tongue into English.

Has anyone ever told you that Google Translation sucks?

Since you have submitted anonymously, I can’t ask for your permission, and even you did claim copyright for your tortured prose, you can’t prove it because you have submitted anonymously.

So sue me.

Bwahahahahahha!

Blowin’ in the Wind

A Conversation with Deleted Blogger Comments

January 7, 2014:

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With your writing abilities

As smartly

As with the format

For your weblog.

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Matter or did you

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To peer a great blog

Like this one

Nowadays.

[Authorial Intrusion: My work

Is my own, except for what

I steal.

You have a knack

For the oddly turned

Phrase.

I wonder, though:

Why are you wasting

Your time

Here?]

January 8, 2014:

Good day!

Do you know

If they make any

Plugins to assist

With Search Engine

Optimization?

[Great SEO

Is contingent

Upon solid

Organic content.

Not spam-spewing

Plugins.

Content is King!

All hail Content!

Hail, Content!]

I’m trying

To get

My blog to rank

For some targeted

Keywords

But I’m not seeing

Very good success.

If you know of any

Please share.

Thanks!

[Sweet Pea,

Success takes

Lots of flawless posts and

Elbow grease,

Worship God

Google,

A capricious Being,

So don’t piss Him off

By clicking

On your own ads.

Still no guarantees.]

January 9, 2014:

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Of content.

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Upon your blog

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[Flattery

Gets you

Bupkis

Especially

When linked

To V1@gr@.]

January 13, 2014:

Whats up

This is kinda of off

Toopic but I was wanting

Too know if blogs

Use WYSIWYG editors

Or if you have

To manually code

With with HTML.

[I flip-flop

Between industrious HTML

and lazy WYSIWYG.

On the Internet,

I am bipolar.

Can’t decide

What’s best.

Whatever

Works. :=)

And what garners the most

Profit

For the least amount

Of grease.]

I’m starting

A blog soon

But have no coding

Knowledge sso I wanted

To get advce

From someone with experience.

Any heelp

woujld be greatly appreciated!

[If you took care

With the basics

Of English,

You could be a more

Believable

Con man.]

January 15, 2014:

Its like

You read my mind!

You seem to know

So much

Approximately this,

Such as you wrote

The ebook in it

Or something.

I feel that

You simply could do

With some p.c. to power

The message house

A little bit,

But instead of that

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Be back.

[“The Message House”

Would make,

With a little tweak,

A sexy title

For my next novel.

I think I shall

Steal it.]

January 17, 2014:

Highly energetic blog,

I liked that bit.

Will there be

A part 2?

[If your comment

Is in reference to Post

345, then, logically,

Number 2

Has long gone.]

January 19, 2014:

When the fellow soldier

Rudy Acosta died,

People

Sucxh as Devol

Started getting

To be effective.

You have the legal

Right to change off

Services in your name

For jjust about any reason.

Sometimes you do tgis

By learning through

The professionals.

[“Keyword stuffing”

Seems to be your middle

Name.

Big Pharma,

Lawyers,

Professional Services –

It matters not which –

Stabs at literary

Allusions:

Epic Fail.]

January 20, 2014:

I’m reallly loving

The theme/design

Off your site.

Do you ever

Run nto any internet

Browser compatibility problems?

A ffew oof my blokg

Audience have complained

About my site

Not working correctly

In Explorer

But looks great

In Chrome.

Do you have any suggestions

To help fix

This problem?

[I have to wash my hair,

So I won’t be visiting

Your site.

If I may be presumptuous,

Might I suggest

You refine your

wordsmithing,

And worry less

About browsing

Non-precious

Metals and

Daring-do

Adventurers?]

January 21, 2014:

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This website is

In fact

Nice

And the people

Are truly sharing

Fastidious thoughts.

[Hi, you,

It’s me back.

I am happy to hear

of my “fastidious”

Nature.

In my day,

I have been called

Many a name,

But never referenced

As such a fussy

Dame.]

January 22, 2014:

What's up to all,

How is everything,

I think every one

Is getting more

From this web

Page, and your views

Fastidious designed

For new people.

[Your twin posted here

On January 21,

Are the two of you

Hung up

On literary

Abuse?]

January 25, 2014:

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People like you!

Take care!!

[So problematic,

So sorry,

But you I must

Block.

Your flattery,

Despite myriad

Misspellings,

Is MUCH too

Seductive;

I am skidding along

on Silk Road,

Destination:

The Dark Web,

Pockets full

Of Bitcoin,

Onward to temptation,

To Colorado...

The land of

Click bait

and MJ.]

January 27, 2014 (A Variation on Redrum, sans the Murder):

Access consistently fast.

And even I achievement

Your feeds

I will be subscribing to

Any way

Your blog posts.

Account

In fact enjoyed

That I acquire

To assert

And in accession capital

Upon your blog

I just stumbled

Of content.

Pretty section

[To V1@gr@.

When linked

Especially

Bupkis

Gets you

Flattery.]

January 28, 2014:

In keeping

With the character-driven

Castle – Ville flair, you''.

In a different scenario,

You may

Have a willing hero,

Like Luke Skywalker

Or Frodo

For instance

And the first book

May be a complete hero’s

Journey in itself,

Showing how

The hero is embracing

The quest or task,

But still leaves

The greater part

Of the task

To be completed.

She said

He just woke up

In the parking lot

Of a Dunkin’ Donuts

Wanna be,

With packing peanuts

All over

Around his car,

And the remains

Of a UPS sticker

On his forehead.

[Breathless.

I couldn’t

Have

Said

This

Better –

NOT.]

January 29, 2014 (The Finale):

[Now some words –

Not necessarily ones

That cohere –

From a cousin

Spamming

From ‘cross the pond:]

And the rest of it

And then to david cameron

Michael Howard.

I think Gordon said

They were disappointed

And surprised that

David Cameron has taken

To wearing in tribute

To his predecessor’s

Euro travails,

And with consequences.

Labour seized on the remarks

As clear evidence

Of Mr Cameron’s growing unpopularity

Among his own MPs

To speed ahead

With a planned

In or out referendum

On Britain's membership

Of the EU.

That’s not the first thing

To do

Is mend some fences.

[And mend, er, uh,

End

We must.]