I am a Total Blockzilla and Proud of It!!! And a Thieving Poet, Too!!!

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Call me Blockzilla.
This blog is moderated, which means I get to decide whether or not to accept your comment before your comment is ever published.
If you visit my blog and post spam and dodgy links, I will reject your comment. For starters, I want to protect bona fide visitors from being tempted to click on your suspicious links.
Your lame “comments” are easy to spot: your text proves that you have never even read the post but are just hitting and spamming random blogs.
Oh, and then there are the funky-looking links for such products as male enhancement drugs, hinky software, malware sites, yada, yada, yada.
Although I have deleted any possibility for your comments (with links) to see the light of day, I still have copies of your comments, so I have decided to use your text for what is called a “found poem.”
How cool is that?
While I have rearranged your text into poetic lines, I have retained your atrocious grammar and spelling, thus recognizing that you are probably from China or Nigeria – that you have likely used Google Translation for converting your mother tongue into English.
Has anyone ever told you that Google Translation sucks?
Since you have submitted anonymously, I can’t ask for your permission, and even you did claim copyright for your tortured prose, you can’t prove it because you have submitted anonymously.
So sue me.
Bwahahahahahha!

Blowin’ in the Wind
A Conversation with Deleted Blogger Comments

January 7, 2014:

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With your writing abilities
As smartly
As with the format
For your weblog.
Is this a paid subject
Matter or did you
Modify it yourself?
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The nice high quality
Writing, it is uncommon
To peer a great blog
Like this one
Nowadays.

[Authorial Intrusion: My work
Is my own, except for what
I steal.
You have a knack
For the oddly turned
Phrase.
I wonder, though:
Why are you wasting
Your time
Here?]

January 8, 2014:

Good day!
Do you know
If they make any
Plugins to assist
With Search Engine
Optimization?

[Great SEO
Is contingent
Upon solid
Organic content.
Not spam-spewing
Plugins.
Content is King!
All hail Content!
Hail, Content!]

I’m trying
To get
My blog to rank
For some targeted
Keywords
But I’m not seeing
Very good success.
If you know of any
Please share.
Thanks!

[Sweet Pea,
Success takes
Lots of flawless posts and
Elbow grease,
Worship God
Google,
A capricious Being,
So don’t piss Him off
By clicking
On your own ads.
Still no guarantees.]

January 9, 2014:

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Of content.
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Upon your blog
And in accession capital
To assert
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Account
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Your feeds
And even I achievement
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[Flattery
Gets you
Bupkis
Especially
When linked
To V1@gr@.]

January 13, 2014:

Whats up
This is kinda of off
Toopic but I was wanting
Too know if blogs
Use WYSIWYG editors
Or if you have
To manually code
With with HTML.

[I flip-flop
Between industrious HTML
and lazy WYSIWYG.
On the Internet,
I am bipolar.
Can’t decide
What’s best.
Whatever
Works. :=)
And what garners the most
Profit
For the least amount
Of grease.]

I’m starting
A blog soon
But have no coding
Knowledge sso I wanted
To get advce
From someone with experience.
Any heelp
woujld be greatly appreciated!

[If you took care
With the basics
Of English,
You could be a more
Believable
Con man.]

January 15, 2014:

Its like
You read my mind!
You seem to know
So much
Approximately this,
Such as you wrote
The ebook in it
Or something.
I feel that
You simply could do
With some p.c. to power
The message house
A little bit,
But instead of that
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An excellent read
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Be back.

[“The Message House”
Would make,
With a little tweak,
A sexy title
For my next novel.
I think I shall
Steal it.]

January 17, 2014:

Highly energetic blog,
I liked that bit.
Will there be
A part 2?

[If your comment
Is in reference to Post
345, then, logically,
Number 2
Has long gone.]

January 19, 2014:

When the fellow soldier
Rudy Acosta died,
People
Sucxh as Devol
Started getting
To be effective.
You have the legal
Right to change off
Services in your name
For jjust about any reason.
Sometimes you do tgis
By learning through
The professionals.

[“Keyword stuffing”
Seems to be your middle
Name.
Big Pharma,
Lawyers,
Professional Services –
It matters not which –
Stabs at literary
Allusions:
Epic Fail.]

January 20, 2014:

I’m reallly loving
The theme/design
Off your site.
Do you ever
Run nto any internet
Browser compatibility problems?
A ffew oof my blokg
Audience have complained
About my site
Not working correctly
In Explorer
But looks great
In Chrome.
Do you have any suggestions
To help fix
This problem?

[I have to wash my hair,
So I won’t be visiting
Your site.
If I may be presumptuous,
Might I suggest
You refine your
wordsmithing,
And worry less
About browsing
Non-precious
Metals and
Daring-do
Adventurers?]

January 21, 2014:

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[Hi, you,
It’s me back.
I am happy to hear
of my “fastidious”
Nature.
In my day,
I have been called
Many a name,
But never referenced
As such a fussy
Dame.]

January 22, 2014:

What's up to all,
How is everything,
I think every one
Is getting more
From this web
Page, and your views
Fastidious designed
For new people.

[Your twin posted here
On January 21,
Are the two of you
Hung up
On literary
Abuse?]

January 25, 2014:

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People like you!
Take care!!

[So problematic,
So sorry,
But you I must
Block.
Your flattery,
Despite myriad
Misspellings,
Is MUCH too
Seductive;
I am skidding along
on Silk Road,
Destination:
The Dark Web,
Pockets full
Of Bitcoin,
Onward to temptation,
To Colorado...
The land of
Click bait
and MJ.]

January 27, 2014 (A Variation on Redrum, sans the Murder):

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And even I achievement
Your feeds
I will be subscribing to
Any way
Your blog posts.
Account
In fact enjoyed
That I acquire
To assert
And in accession capital
Upon your blog
I just stumbled
Of content.
Pretty section

[To V1@gr@.
When linked
Especially
Bupkis
Gets you
Flattery.]

January 28, 2014:

In keeping
With the character-driven
Castle – Ville flair, you''.
In a different scenario,
You may
Have a willing hero,
Like Luke Skywalker
Or Frodo
For instance
And the first book
May be a complete hero’s
Journey in itself,
Showing how
The hero is embracing
The quest or task,
But still leaves
The greater part
Of the task
To be completed.
She said
He just woke up
In the parking lot
Of a Dunkin’ Donuts
Wanna be,
With packing peanuts
All over
Around his car,
And the remains
Of a UPS sticker
On his forehead.

[Breathless.
I couldn’t
Have
Said
This
Better –
NOT.]

January 29, 2014 (The Finale):

[Now some words –
Not necessarily ones
That cohere –
From a cousin
Spamming
From ‘cross the pond:]

And the rest of it
And then to david cameron
Michael Howard.
I think Gordon said
They were disappointed
And surprised that
David Cameron has taken
To wearing in tribute
To his predecessor’s
Euro travails,
And with consequences.
Labour seized on the remarks
As clear evidence
Of Mr Cameron’s growing unpopularity
Among his own MPs
To speed ahead
With a planned
In or out referendum
On Britain's membership
Of the EU.
That’s not the first thing
To do
Is mend some fences.

[And mend, er, uh,
End
We must.]



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